Today's Joke

joke of the class:
me: K, i've been seeing a lot of you the last few days.
K: cher, got meh?
me: yes. i've been having diarrhoea.
K: huh? i don't get it.
other student: he's saying you are shit.
K: shit!
me: precisely.

not exactly what happened. but the essence is there. i'm glad that my student can take my 'friendly' banter...