Nuts and Bananas

Friend: i got an A- in mediation! but in real life, i can't mediate for nuts.

me: how about for bananas? i'm sure you can mediate for bananas.

of course, since bananas are nicer fruits. oh wait. hang on. do nuts count as fruits?

but i'm sure anyone can mediate for a few billion dollars.

everyone, everything, in this day an age, has a price.